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serving suggestion: a sprout on a ledge
Avaragado believes in consumer advice, hence the serving suggestions. The BBFC (motto: "honestly, we're not censors") does too. As well as rating each film or video, it now supplies what it calls "consumer advice". Avaragado aims to record some of the more humorous advice here...
Film/Rating |
Advice |
Snide comment |
|---|---|---|
The Day After Tomorrow (12A) |
Contains extended scenes of peril |
I don't know why, but it makes me laugh. |
Finding Nemo (U) |
Contains mild peril |
Why bother saying it? Crossing the road contains mild peril. Yer zebra, that's a death-trap. That should be rated 15 at least. |
Elf (U) |
Contains mild language |
AKA, "We can't think of anything to say". |
Contains strong language and suicide |
I would spend the entire film thinking, "So when's the suicide?". I'd demand my money back if it happened right at the start. |
|
The Cat in the Hat (PG) |
Contains mild crude humour and sexual innuendo |
Carry on Doctor Seuss? |
Good Boy! (U) |
Contains very mild language and flatulence jokes |
Do they talk about bottom burps? |
Contains suicide scenes and strong language |
I guess he succeeds. |