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Consumer advice

Avaragado believes in consumer advice, hence the serving suggestions. The BBFC (motto: "honestly, we're not censors") does too. As well as rating each film or video, it now supplies what it calls "consumer advice". Avaragado aims to record some of the more humorous advice here...

Film/Rating

Advice

Snide comment

The Day After Tomorrow (12A)

Contains extended scenes of peril

I don't know why, but it makes me laugh.

Finding Nemo (U)

Contains mild peril

Why bother saying it? Crossing the road contains mild peril. Yer zebra, that's a death-trap. That should be rated 15 at least.

Elf (U)

Contains mild language

AKA, "We can't think of anything to say".

House of Sand and Fog (15)

Contains strong language and suicide

I would spend the entire film thinking, "So when's the suicide?". I'd demand my money back if it happened right at the start.

The Cat in the Hat (PG)

Contains mild crude humour and sexual innuendo

Carry on Doctor Seuss?

Good Boy! (U)

Contains very mild language and flatulence jokes

Do they talk about bottom burps?

Wilbur Wants to Kill Himself (15)

Contains suicide scenes and strong language

I guess he succeeds.

Last update: April 20, 2007

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